Cunty McShitballs

$$fuck bitchez get money$$

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

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coolator:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

FUCK OFF

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mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

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boy48:

kimkanyekimye:

Kim and Khloe get into a fight.

Let me analyse this clip. Firstly kim says “she’s gonna pay a ton of money” umm…money is expendable to you? This is an obvious flaw in the editing. Secondable khloe has a TRAVEL AGENT. WHO HAS A TRAVEL AGENT IN 2014!? Ok and is khloe intentionally looking like a mess in this video??? I dont understand! please help! why is her lipstick like that. She looks like she has taken meth and not the good kind. And then then she goes for the floor-worthy drag of Kim’s narcissism which, albeit, is a good hit but is not executed correctly. She mocks Kim rather than actually pointing out any obvious flaws. Kim is seen nonchalantly sitting here not letting any flying shit bother her and stuff until you KNOW she is just a sleeper dragger. thats what I call people who wait and then attack when theyve thought of the best execution possible. She spits out that word “love” like no tomorrow! It’s amazing! I couldn’t believe it. And then she puts khloe’s penchant for dating rappers (to get over Lamar) on blast! What a champion! The tension became riveting, please understand!!! It was so climactic. Poor Khloe, right??? Kim is just clearly the winner of this scene and fight. Wow!

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backdoorteenmom:

It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts

backdoorteenmom:

It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts

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